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<blockquote data-quote="petros_m" data-source="post: 96812" data-attributes="member: 138"><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue">A husband was asked: "Do you talk to your wife after sex?"</span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue">He replied: "Depends, if I can find a phone."</span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue">-----------------------------------------------------------</span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue">A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father</span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue">hadn't left me a fortune?"</span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue">"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO</span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue">LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"</span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue">-------------------------------------------------------------</span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue">Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.</span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue">The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.</span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue">------------------------------------------------------------</span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue">Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a</span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue">millionaire?</span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue">Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife.</span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue">Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you</span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue">married her?</span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue">Millionaire: A Billionaire</span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue">-------------------------------------------------------------</span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue">A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me - my pretty face or</span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue">my sexy body?"</span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue">He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of</span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue">humour."</span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue">-------------------------------------------------------------</span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue">Man to wife on wedding night: "Are you sure I'm the first man you are</span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue">sleeping with?"</span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue">Wife replied: "Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!"</span></p><p></p><p></p><p>Θελει και νυφη ο μικρος. Λευτερια σε μας τους παντρεμενους ρεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεε:flipout::music-smiley-005::flipout::music-smiley-005:</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="petros_m, post: 96812, member: 138"] [COLOR="RoyalBlue"]A husband was asked: "Do you talk to your wife after sex?" He replied: "Depends, if I can find a phone." ----------------------------------------------------------- A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE" ------------------------------------------------------------- Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever. The guy replies: Thanks for the warning. ------------------------------------------------------------ Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife. Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her? Millionaire: A Billionaire ------------------------------------------------------------- A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humour." ------------------------------------------------------------- Man to wife on wedding night: "Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?" Wife replied: "Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!"[/COLOR] Θελει και νυφη ο μικρος. Λευτερια σε μας τους παντρεμενους ρεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεε:flipout::music-smiley-005::flipout::music-smiley-005: [/QUOTE]
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