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<blockquote data-quote="nickont" data-source="post: 139298" data-attributes="member: 1545"><p><strong><span style="color: #ff0000"><u>ROMANCE MATHEMATICS</u></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>Smart man + smart woman = romance</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>Smart man + dumb woman = affair</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>Dumb man + smart woman = marriage</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><u><span style="color: #ff0000">OFFICE ARITHMETIC</span></u></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Smart boss + smart employee = profit</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>Smart boss + dumb employee = production</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><u><span style="color: #ff0000">SHOPPING MATH</span></u></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>A man will pay ?2 for a ?1 item he needs.</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>A woman will pay ?1 for a ?2 item that she doesn't need.</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><u><span style="color: #ff0000">GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS</span></u></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>A successful woman is one who can find such a man. </strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nickont, post: 139298, member: 1545"] [B][COLOR=#ff0000][U]ROMANCE MATHEMATICS[/U][/COLOR][/B] [B]Smart man + smart woman = romance[/B] [B]Smart man + dumb woman = affair[/B] [B]Dumb man + smart woman = marriage[/B] [B]Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy[/B] [B][U][COLOR=#ff0000]OFFICE ARITHMETIC[/COLOR][/U][/B] [B]Smart boss + smart employee = profit[/B] [B]Smart boss + dumb employee = production[/B] [B]Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion[/B] [B]Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime[/B] [B][U][COLOR=#ff0000]SHOPPING MATH[/COLOR][/U][/B] [B]A man will pay ?2 for a ?1 item he needs.[/B] [B]A woman will pay ?1 for a ?2 item that she doesn't need.[/B] [B][U][COLOR=#ff0000]GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS[/COLOR][/U][/B] [B]A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.[/B] [B]A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.[/B] [B]A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.[/B] [B]A successful woman is one who can find such a man. [/B] [/QUOTE]
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