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JACK BAUER
- If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Mayers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice
- Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
- Let's get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you
- If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life
- Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry
- There were originally five horsemen of the apocalypse. Jack Bauer said he would travel by foot
- When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack found it and put it back
- Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why there's no life on Mars.
- Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
- It took God six days to get His job done; Jack has 24 hours
- Superman has Jack Bauer pajamas
- Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
- Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
- Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer
- If Jack says "I just want to talk to him/her" and that him/her is you -- well amigo, you're f****d
- Jack Bauer does not sleep. The only rest he needs is what he gets when he's knocked out or temporarily killed
- Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it
- As a child, Jack Bauer's first words were "There's no time!"
- If you get 7 stars on your wanted level on Grand Theft Auto, Jack Bauer comes after you. There is no such thing as the theory of evolution, but only a list of animals Jack Bauer has allowed to live.
- There is no such thing as the theory of evolution, but only a list of animals Jack Bauer has allowed to live
- Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won
- Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone
- When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death
- The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
- The 2007 budget for the US Military covers Jack Bauer, two pistols and four billion rounds of ammunition
- Only Jack Bauer can fly a plane from the luggage compartment
- Passed out, surrounded by terrorists and nerve gas, and handcuffed to a table leg, Jack Bauer laughed to himself and said, "I have them right where I want them."
- Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was
- Jack Bauer can break anyone and anything, but he will always break the protocol first.
- If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12"
- Jack Bauers calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer
- Jack Bauer does not get taken prisoner. He puts himself in a disadvantageous position so as to make his next several killings more dramatic.
- Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun
- If Jack Bauer's gun jams, it's because he wanted to beat you with it.
- A standard deck now contains 48 cards. Too many people were getting hurt for trying to play Jack
- When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously, on 24..."
- Jack Bauer doesn't take fingerprints, he takes fingers
- When Jack Bauer goes to the airport and the metal detector doesn't go off, security gives him a gun.
- Don't ever ask Jack Bauer what is going on. He'll explain in the car.
- Jack Bauer wasn't born, he was unleashed
- Jack Bauer teaches a course at Harvard entitled: "Time Management: Making the Most Out Of Each Day."
- Jack Bauer once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.
- When Christopher Henderson tried to shoot Jack, his gun was, in fact, loaded. The bullets were just too scared to come out.
- When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.
- Explosions do not kill Jack Bauer, they just get stuff out of his
way.
- When President Palmer quit to start doing Allstate commercials, it
took him 43 takes before he could stop saying, "You're in good hands
with Jack Bauer".
JACK BAUER 
