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AMC
A Major Cost
A Morons Car
A Mutated Car
All Makes Combined
All Makes of Cars
Another Major Catastrophe
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
Another Ugly Duetsche Invention
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
Always Using Driver's Income
BMW
Babbling Mechanical Wrench
Basic Marin (county, Ca) Wheels
Beastly Monsterous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpiece on Wheels.
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Bedre Modell Wentes
Big Money Waste
Big Money Works
Big Money, Why?
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
Born Moderately Wealthy
Bought My Wife
Break My Wallet
Break My Window
Break My Windshield
Breaks Most Wrenches
Bring Many Wrenches
Brings More Women
Broken Money Waster
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Brutal Money Waster
Bucket of Money Wasted
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
BUICK
Big Ugly Immitation Chrome King
Big Ugly Import Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
CADILLAC
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars
Chevy
Charged Heavily
Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
Cruddy Hick Engine, Very Yucky
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle, Or Loud Engine Ticks
Cheap Heaps Erratically Vibrate Running On Level Even Terrain
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve's Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time
DODGE
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dead Old Dog Going East
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Driven Only During Grey Evenings
EDSEL
Every Day Something Else Leaks
FIAT
Failed In A Tunnel
Fails In Attempted Turns
Failure In Automotive Technology
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Fits In A Thimble
Fix it again, Tony!
Fix It All the Time
Flats In All Tires
Found In A Trench
FORD
F***** over rebuilt Dodge
F***ed On Race Day.
F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge.
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Fails On Rainy Days
Falling Off: Rusty Door
Famous Odor Resistant Dog
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
Fantastisk, Ordentlig RεDeilig
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Fastest On Road, Dip!
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Fault Of R&D
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
Final Organ of Reproductive Discipline
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Fire Ordinζre Reparasjoner Daglig
Fireball On Rear Denting
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
First Order of Reproductive Discipline
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Fix Or Repair Daily
Flintstone Or Rubble Driven
Flip over read directions
Flip Over Read Directions
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Flipping Over Results in Death
Follow Our Ruddy Dogsled
Fond Of Resonating Decibels
Foot On Road Decelerates
For Old, Rotten Deadbeat
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Fords Only Run Downhill
Forgot Our Recommended Defaults
Fork Over Repair Dough
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
Formed Of Rejected DNA
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
Found On Red Dumpster
Found On Redneck's Driveway
Found On Road, Dead
Found On Roadside Dead
Found On Rubbish Dump
Found On Russian Dump
Found Outside Refuse Dump
Found Outside Rotting Dump
Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Frequently On Ritalin, Designers
Fucking Oldies Really Dig them
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Funky Old Rebuilt Dodge
Funny Old Rattling Dump
(spelled backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
GEO
Good Engineering Overlooked
GM
Garbage Motors
General Maintenance
Generally Miserable
Generally Misunderstood
Generic Motors
Gluteus Maximus
Goshdarn Mess
Grossley Misconceived
GMC
Garage Man's Companion
Generally Mediocre Cars
Generic Made Chevy
German Milk Cow
Get More Chicks
Gets Mechanics Crazy
Gods Mechanical Curse
Got More Crap
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
Great Mountain Climber
HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
Hang On, Not Done Accellerating
Has Often Nice Dealer Accessories
Heck, Other Nips Drive Acuras
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import
JEEP
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
Just Eats Every Part
KIA
Killed In Action
Kills In Accidents
Koreansk Industri Avfall (Norwegian)
LADA
Laget Av Diverse Avfall (Norwegian)
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
My Another Zany Detroit Assassin!
MERCEDES
Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans
MG
Money Guzzler
MITSUBISHI
Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete
NISSAN
Needless Innovations, Silly, Stupid, Automotive Nonsense
Nine Idiots Standing, Saying Absolutly Nothing
Olds
One Leak, Dead Starter
OLDSMOBILE
Oh, Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything
Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day
Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Out-dated By Infamies Like Edsel
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
OPEL
OverProblematisk Elendig Lψrje (Norwegian)
PINTO
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
Put In Nickel To Operate
PLYMOUTH
Please Let Your Mother Out (from) Under The Hood!
Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, All Underestimating This Heap
Pussy Lips in Your MOUTH
PONTIAC
People On Narcotics Think It's A Chevy
Poor Old Nitwit Thinks It's A Cadillac
Puts Out Noxious Toxins In All Cities
PORSCHE
Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense
Piece Of Rubbish, Saps Continually High Expense
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
PROBE
Plainly Runs Only By Exception
SAAB
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Send Another Auto Back
Send Another Automobile Back
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
Stupid Arrogant Asshole Babies
Such An Arrogant Bastard
Swedish Auto Always Are Best
Swedish Auto Always Broken
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Swedish Automobiles Are Beastly
SATURN
Sounds Absolutly Terrible, Unbelievable Rattling Noises
SUBARU
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
Sorry Unreal Bonzai Attempt at a Russian U-boat
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
TRIUMPH
The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Vi Ordner Litt Vi Ogsε (Norwegian)
VW
Virtually Worthless
VOLKSWAGEN
Very Obsolete, Losers Knowingly Suffer With All German Engineered Nonsense