Η γιάφκα του Γουκά (Star Wars fan club cafe)

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Only people who don’t pay attention to the movies think storm troopers were bad shots
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In every instance where it looks like they can’t kill the protagonists it’s because they have been ordered to make it look like they are fighting, but actually they are letting them go.
1. At the first Death Star, you should have picked up that they were let go to find the rebel base
2. At bespin, they were luring Luke into the freezing chamber, the storm troopers weren’t actually supposed to land shots on Luke
3. During the first part of the battle in Endor, they were supposed to let the rebels into the base only to be captured afterwards. Sidious confirms this
Remember Sidious always had convoluted plans, ever since Episode 1 he liked to play with all his pawns and loved fake attacks
Finally, in every instance where the Stormtroopers were actually supposed to defeat the Rebels, they did so swiftly:
1. While boarding the Tantive IV
2. In Hoth the Empire wipes down the ground forces with ease
3. In Endor before the Ewoks rescue the Rebels, the Empire captured the protagonists. Sidious only flaw in his plan was to not take into account the Ewoks. Without the Ewoks they would have never disabled the shield to DS 2.0
4. During the Battle above Yavin 4, the Empire was being successful in destroying the fighters. It took a force user (Luke) and Han’s element of surprise to actually destroy the Death Star.
 
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Only people who don’t pay attention to the movies think storm troopers were bad shots
🤦🏾‍♂️
🤦🏾‍♂️
🤦🏾‍♂️
🤦🏾‍♂️
🤦🏾‍♂️


In every instance where it looks like they can’t kill the protagonists it’s because they have been ordered to make it look like they are fighting, but actually they are letting them go.
1. At the first Death Star, you should have picked up that they were let go to find the rebel base
2. At bespin, they were luring Luke into the freezing chamber, the storm troopers weren’t actually supposed to land shots on Luke
3. During the first part of the battle in Endor, they were supposed to let the rebels into the base only to be captured afterwards. Sidious confirms this
Remember Sidious always had convoluted plans, ever since Episode 1 he liked to play with all his pawns and loved fake attacks
Finally, in every instance where the Stormtroopers were actually supposed to defeat the Rebels, they did so swiftly:
1. While boarding the Tantive IV
2. In Hoth the Empire wipes down the ground forces with ease
3. In Endor before the Ewoks rescue the Rebels, the Empire captured the protagonists. Sidious only flaw in his plan was to not take into account the Ewoks. Without the Ewoks they would have never disabled the shield to DS 2.0
4. During the Battle above Yavin 4, the Empire was being successful in destroying the fighters. It took a force user (Luke) and Han’s element of surprise to actually destroy the Death Star.
Not bad ..... not bad at all ! 😌
 
Καλα τα λεει ο τσιφ ....... ΑΛΛΑ ....... γιατι δεν κανει κατι με τα 6μισυ δις που εχει στην ακρη ?
Ισως αν τον δουν και αλλοι (δισεκατομμυριουχοι) ακολουθησουν .......

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Φοβαμαι οτι παει να γινει της μοδος ........ απο τοτε που ο Μπιλακος ειπε "τα αφηνω ολα στο ιδρυμα μου".
Ναι αλλα ΑΥΤΟ ...... δεν ειναι compassion. Ειναι arrogance. Γιατι τα αφηνει στην ευφημο μνεια του.
Το ιδιο και ο George. Εαν αφησει τα δις στο Lucas foundation ..... τα αφηνει στην ευφημο μνεια του.
Δεν ειναι κακο (απο το να τα αφησει σε παιδια η γυναικες) αλλα δεν ειναι και .... compassionate society.

Νομιζω .....
 
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Βρήκα στο απέραντο ωκεανό απόψεων (social) αυτή την τοποθέτηση και μου άρεσε.

Only people who don’t pay attention to the movies think storm troopers were bad shots
🤦🏾‍♂️
🤦🏾‍♂️
🤦🏾‍♂️
🤦🏾‍♂️
🤦🏾‍♂️


In every instance where it looks like they can’t kill the protagonists it’s because they have been ordered to make it look like they are fighting, but actually they are letting them go.
1. At the first Death Star, you should have picked up that they were let go to find the rebel base
2. At bespin, they were luring Luke into the freezing chamber, the storm troopers weren’t actually supposed to land shots on Luke
3. During the first part of the battle in Endor, they were supposed to let the rebels into the base only to be captured afterwards. Sidious confirms this
Remember Sidious always had convoluted plans, ever since Episode 1 he liked to play with all his pawns and loved fake attacks
Finally, in every instance where the Stormtroopers were actually supposed to defeat the Rebels, they did so swiftly:
1. While boarding the Tantive IV
2. In Hoth the Empire wipes down the ground forces with ease
3. In Endor before the Ewoks rescue the Rebels, the Empire captured the protagonists. Sidious only flaw in his plan was to not take into account the Ewoks. Without the Ewoks they would have never disabled the shield to DS 2.0
4. During the Battle above Yavin 4, the Empire was being successful in destroying the fighters. It took a force user (Luke) and Han’s element of surprise to actually destroy the Death Star.
Μόνο οι Vogons παίζει να είναι χειρότεροι.
 
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Ο Lorne Petterson ...... κοιμοταν με αυτα (τοτε ...... το 1976).
Τωρα (παππους πια) ισως θελει να αναβιωσει το παλιο του παθος (..... στα μετρα του εφικτου) !

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Kαι ομως ................ κυκλοφορησε εισιτηριο με σηματακι απο Ralph McQuarie.
Ποτε ? ................ στις 11 Ιουνιου του 1977 (Dominion theater, London).
Kαι λοιπον ? Που ειναι το αξιοπεριεργο ? Το logo του Ralph McQuarrie ?
Το Star Wars δεν θα κυκλοφορουσε στο UK ......... μεχρι τις 27 Δεκεμβριου !!!!

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Κοσμος απο την Αγγλια κανονιζε να παει διακοπουλες στις ΗΠΑ ......... μονο και μονο για να δει την ταινια.
True story !😉
 
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I've just finished Andor and now I hate the sequels even more. Why ? Because in Andor we see
how hard it was to build a rebelion. How many sacrifices were made. How the odds were against
the rebels. How ordinary people shed blood, sweat and tears while dreaming of a free galaxy.

And everything they did was in vain. And don't get me started on Anakin's sacrifice in RotJ.
Because, guess what, a few years after the fall of the Empire, the First Order appeared.
And we all know who returned. It was like the win of the rebels in RotJ and everything that
happened up to that point didn't even matter ...

(απο ανωνυμο στο FB ........ ο οποιος ΕΙΝΑΙ κολλημενος και με τα πιου-πιου απο τα 12 του
αλλα ..... ΔΙΑΟΛΕ ..... ξερει να εκτιμα και λιγη ωριμοτητα παραπανω ...... ΛΙΓΗ .......).
 
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